Here are some funny Instant Messenger Sessions I've had in the past. I've posted from latest to oldest.
WarWolf says: getting ready to order a little Papa Johns (pizza place - ed.)
action via the web
WarWolf says: bacon, pepperoni, jalapenos, banana peppers...I call it the Asses
of Fire pizza
WarWolf says: the meats add the grease to fuel the flames brought by the
jalapenos and banana peppers
Buddy VA says: Baby, this sounds interesting, but I'm not sure you need it,
because you're always living in a dream world
http://www.techtv.com/news/scitech/story/0,24195,3395121,00.html
WarWolf says: oh baby, I can do that shit already without technology....it comes
from being a superior being
Buddy VA says: oh no baby, it comes from being a mental case
WarWolf says: yeah, it's too bad we can't just go ape shit and use this
stuff in war all the time
Buddy MA says: we should just try to take over the world and fight until
humans are extinct
WarWolf says: that's my dream
WarWolf says: you know, I think I found the hole in my immortality...for it
to work, I gotta have the will to live....it's slowly slipping away
Buddy MA says: man, what a horrible fucking statement
WarWolf says: heheheh
WarWolf says: I was just thinking about it though...why the fuck would I want to
just work the rest of my life and deal with assholes? Not really much point to
it
Buddy MA says: the way i figure it, killing myself would only weaken the gene
pool...i must procreate, and soon
WarWolf says: not planning on killing myself....but don't plan on staying outta
the way of danger either....if I go, you can be assured its gonna be spectacular
Buddy CA says: our dogs sick :(
WarWolf : gotta stop taking his temp. anally....and with your dick
Buddy VA says: so how's the bartending treating you baby?
WarWolf says: a-ok so far...still amazed at the number of hot chicks around here
Buddy VA says: might even pull you away from the sheep, eh? ;)
WarWolf says: no chance of that happening baby...sheep aren't high maintenance
;)
WarWolf says: that's right baby! I'm licensed to drive!
Buddy VA says: my god, what is the state of PA thinking
Buddy VA says: I guess your driving record finally stopped following you around,
baby
WarWolf says: oh baby...a lot of my past..is in the past :)
WarWolf says: time to start a new one ;)
Buddy VA says: one mess after another, eh? ;)
WarWolf says: always baby...prevents boredom
Buddy VA says: you poor bastard
WarWolf says: you like that proposal for a World Tax by France to help poor
countries?
Buddy VA says: oh baby, you know I'm in favor of that ;)
WarWolf says: I thought you would be baby....we gotta keep those poor countries
funded so they can try to grow crops in sand
Buddy VA says: and so they have enough money to train terrorists
WarWolf says: and live in the past...living in the past costs money
Buddy VA says: I know baby
WarWolf says: you read today's Penny Arcade?
Buddy CA says: not yet, still trolling through fark
WarWolf says: ffs hurry up!
Buddy CA says: hey, i've fuckin been up since 4:15
WarWolf says: <---- really doesn't care
Buddy CA says: dude, you're a fuckin dick
WarWolf says: see above
WarWolf says: you can cry on her shoulder later, right now we got OpFor to
kill
Buddy CA says: what's opfor?
WarWolf says: FFS! Opposing Forces!
WarWolf says: you don't get out much do ya?
Buddy CA says: ok, some of us don't fucking live in caves and look up god damn
stupid Acronym's all fuckin day
WarWolf says: well then "some of us" better change "our" fuckin habits don't ya
think???
Buddy CA says: yes YOU should
WarWolf says: FU
Buddy CA says: go out, see the sun, it's the bright thingie ouside your
blanketed windows
WarWolf says: raining here ass munch...and the sun is all hype anyway
WarWolf says: so what are you doing besides saving money so you can die with
it? and building the 2nd computer...fingering your ass or something?
Buddy CA says: watchin TV with the woman
Buddy CA says: gettin pissed off at this computer :)
WarWolf says: most likely a chick flick eh?
Buddy CA says: nah, some show that was on Tv last night, we got a Tivo, it
roxxors
WarWolf says: you can buy a fuckin Tivo, but not a Xbox and Sidekick....you are
fucked in the head my friend, very very fucked in the head! :-O
Buddy CA says: nope laurie got it when we wern't together :D
Buddy CA says: but it rox
WarWolf says: suuuuuuuuure
WarWolf says: You can lie to her all you want, but don't lie to me ;)
WarWolf says: ROBOTECH!
Buddy CA says: fu
WarWolf says: if you haven't guessed. that Robotech game owns my soul
Buddy CA says: i'm noticing
Buddy CA says: you playing it online? or what?
WarWolf says: it's singleplayer only
Buddy CA says: OMG a game might be able to play
Buddy CA says: hehe, what do yo uthink of the game overall?
WarWolf says: two words: fuckin rocks
Buddy CA says: i'm a level 15 elementalist
Buddy CA says: got a few neat spells
WarWolf says: too bad in real life, you're still a nickle ho
WarWolf says: good lord that guy needs to change his fuckin name!!!!
Dick Pound, chairman of the World Anti-Doping Agency, chuckled at the
drug testing and suggested it was simply an attempt by the bridge community to
come across as serious sports people in order to get into the Olympics — but to
no avail.
Buddy CA says: haha
Buddy CA says: that's sick and wrong
Buddy CA says: much like your name
Buddy CA says: WarWolf Poundmeintheass
Buddy CA says: i'd look into changing it
WarWolf says: this from a guy we all call Salad TosserAndLovingIt!
Buddy CA says: whatcha up to today?
WarWolf says: just got my license, now I'm thinking about taking a nap and going
down later to work at the bar. you?
Buddy CA says: haha eating
Buddy CA says: got some breakfast.
WarWolf says: once again, I'm proud of ya
Buddy CA says: haha FU
Buddy CA says: it's good
Buddy CA says: hash browns, pancakes, bacon, eggs
Buddy CA says: ohhh sooo gooood
Buddy CA says: thought you should know
WarWolf says: I'm a better person for knowing....well I'm off for a nap
WarWolf says: god I love paddock girls
Buddy CA says: how could you not?!?
WarWolf says: not sure....you'd have to be a gay man without a penis not to find
one you really like
Buddy CA says: i'm so tired of the metality oh well he did sompthing wrong,
but what he did didnt warent ANY sort of retaliation
Buddy CA says: i'm sorry, if you're on my property, and then you try to run me
over?
Buddy CA says: your fucking gonna die
WarWolf says: too many weak people now days...we need to get rid of all warning
labels so these fucktards kill themselves off earlier before they bring down the
curve
Buddy CA says: no shit
Buddy CA says: and make drugs legal
Buddy CA says: seriously think abou tit
Buddy CA says: make drugs legal, brings down the COST of drug, drug addict then
OD because they can afford more
Buddy CA says: no more trash, just dead bodies
Buddy CA says: it's THIER choice to shoot up, let em have thier fun
WarWolf says: yep, totally agree...we need to repeal all laws that coddle the
weak and stupid
WarWolf: heheheheheheh, I got fuckin Linux installed fine. Of course I got
absolutely nothing to do with it
Buddy VA: just having it is important baby
WarWolf: heheheheh
WarWolf: oh yeah, using Mozilla is a fuckin treat also...man without a way to
smooth the fonts it's ugly
WarWolf: and I got iMac type browsing speed also.....hopefully some fucker is
gonna donate his time to improve my experience soon ;)
Buddy VA: hehe, not likely baby
WarWolf: those fuckers! they need to donate time so I don't have to pay for
software!
WarWolf: you read that article on Cuba?
Buddy VA: yeah, fuck that place
WarWolf: heheheh, I just think about the Simpsons episode with Burns saying "Ah
there's that new Packard I heard so much about!"
Buddy VA: what's a Packard?
WarWolf: car sold a long long time ago
Buddy VA: ah
WarWolf: you really don't get out much do ya? ;)
Discussing Mac users, and a recent problem that popped up.
Buddy VA: stupid fuckers
WarWolf: heheheheh
WarWolf: I like how they'll work on the problem in 18 months
Buddy VA: considering how much shit they give Windows, they should just shut the
fuck up now
Buddy CA: oh well, no more bitching about macs, whatcha doin today?
WarWolf: bitchin about macs
Buddy CA: LOL
Buddy says:
you can kiss a barracuda
WarWolf says:
nah, I'm planning on molesting a dolphin
Buddy says:
interesting
WarWolf says:
I hear it feels just like chicken
WarWolf says: ok, I'm thinking Jack Daniels on the rocks...harsh, but a known evil....anything else and I risk a violent episode
Buddy says:
well, unless you've had her already...
WarWolf says:
I haven't had shit
WarWolf says:
the only thing I've had here is frustration
WarWolf says: I saw this chick the other day in tight white pants...pretty much see through and she was wearing a thong...I was like god bless you hot chick
Buddy says: Boston Billiards is where we're going, right across from Fenway
park on Brookline Ave. She says fewer girls with big tits in tight shirts than
The Rack, but I recall it being far superior to The Last Drop in terms of eye
candy
WarWolf says: well then, I'll have to consider that one, I might just stop off
at 7/11 and pick up some magazines just in case the view isn't up to snuff
Buddy says: Magazines? Damn, boy, don't you own a VCR or DVD player? I did away
with still-life porn 12 or 14 years ago.
WarWolf says: well, for portable porn, I still rely on magazines,...but the
internet provides for all my other needs
Buddy VA says: Hard to believe it's been 3 years since the last one (talking
about Star Wars: Episode 1)
Buddy VA says: I was still a New England fool then ;)
WarWolf says: hehehhe, oh baby you still are a fool
Buddy VA says: then you're moving back to PA? ;)
WarWolf says: heheheh, we'll see baby, we'll see
WarWolf says: I don't think they have restrictive gun laws there
Buddy VA says: Maybe not, but I'm sure they restrictive fool laws ;)
WarWolf says: heheh, baby, it seems VA isn't restrictive enough in that regard
Buddy VA says: hehe
Buddy VA says: Well, I never thought she was a super knockout, but banging a
playmate would be pretty cool
WarWolf says: I'll let you know baby...since you took yourself outta the running
(he's married)
Buddy VA says: Baby, the only thing you'll be banging is Hand de WarWolf
WarWolf says: heheheheheheheh
WarWolf says: http://angrycoder.com/article.aspx?cid=1&y=2001&m=12&d=19
WarWolf says: Hopes were high in the brave new "we don't need profit" .com
world, but the vicious reality of making money eventual burst a few idealistic
bubbles. heheheheheheheheh
[11:34] Buddy VA says: A new design. Wow, that will make me much more
productive: http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-200-8392837.html?tag=tp_pr
[11:34] WarWolf auto-message: Bedtime
[12:29] Buddy VA says: What difficulty level of Medal of Honor did you try?
[12:29] WarWolf auto-message: Bedtime
[13:44] Buddy VA says: how's it going, baby?
[13:44] WarWolf auto-message: Bedtime
Buddy VA says: you coming home to Boston anytime soon?
WarWolf says: Monday
Buddy VA says: ah, ok
WarWolf says: trust me baby, I don't plan on being here that long
Buddy VA says: Baby, I figured you'd be excited to see the farm animals again...
I know you haven't had much luck with the opposite sex in Boston ;)
WarWolf says: heheheh
WarWolf says: "It has been pretty clearly demonstrated that the Mac market is
barely viable and [that] the Linux market is not viable for game developers to
pursue," Carmack wrote. "Linux ports will be done out of good will, not profit
motives. From an economic standpoint, [developers aren't] making a bad call if
they ignore the existence of all platforms but Windows."
heheheh
Buddy VA says: where was that from?
WarWolf says: just sent it to ya
Buddy VA says: You back in Boston now?
WarWolf says: yep
Buddy VA says: from cowtown, to fooltown
WarWolf says: heheheh