"I like this music.....It's good for fighting." - WarWolf
response to a question about the latest Britney Spears tune playing during a
party.
"What is this? It looks like a Battered Women meeting." - J-Man
comment about the quality of women at the bar we were at.
"It's like sex, without the sex!" - WarWolf
no clue what caused me to say that, but I think it was supposed to be an
analogy
"Hey, you look like Delta Burke before she got fat!" - WarWolf
believe it or not, this was meant as a compliment. Luckily the woman I
said it to, knew that Delta was a hottie when she was younger and only
ballooned up when she got married.
"Good Christ I'm a mess....I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind
my ass" - Grumpy
a classic from Grumpy's past
"It's Long Island Thursday!" - WarWolf
fake event to get people drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Can substitute any day
of the week to meet your needs.