Drunken Quotes

Since alcohol brings out the best in most people I've decided to share some of the best quotes I've heard when I'm out drinking. I'll try to give credit where credit is due, but since these happened when alcohol was involved, that's not always possible.
 

"I like this music.....It's good for fighting." - WarWolf
response to a question about the latest Britney Spears tune playing during a party.
 

"What is this? It looks like a Battered Women meeting." - J-Man
comment about the quality of women at the bar we were at.
 

"It's like sex, without the sex!" - WarWolf
no clue what caused me to say that, but I think it was supposed to be an analogy

"Hey, you look like Delta Burke before she got fat!" - WarWolf
believe it or not, this was meant as a compliment. Luckily the woman I said it to, knew that Delta was a hottie when she was younger and only ballooned up when she got married.
 

"Good Christ I'm a mess....I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass" - Grumpy
a classic from Grumpy's past
 

"It's Long Island Thursday!" - WarWolf
fake event to get people drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Can substitute any day of the week to meet your needs.